19 Charts That Perfectly Explain Hollywood Logic

Charts are great for pointing out just how ridiculous Dragon Ball Z is.
19 Charts That Perfectly Explain Hollywood Logic

Who doesn't love a good chart? The answer is no one. Well, except maybe the fat cats in Hollywood won't like these ones, since these charts pretty much do an accurate job spelling out just how dumb some things are that made it to the big (and small) screen.

For example ...

YENTSER'S MARVEL THE BULLETS NEEDED TO KILL A CHITAURI 000 500 1 BLACK WIDOW RANDOM COP CRACKED.COM
BEAUTY Disney BEAST AND THE WHO DID THE ENCHANTRESS CURSE? INNOCENT SERVANTS PRINCEADAM CRACKED.COM
DEFEATING THE ANTAGONIST OR OVERCOMING THE CRISIS. WILLTHE MOST LOGICAL NO ACTION SOLVE THE ISSUE AND END THE STORY IMMEDIATELY? YES HAVE YOU REACHED
Help! I'm being chased by bad guys in that car! What do E do? Are there trees on the side of the road that -NO you could fit through but the car can't
The Office CRACKEDCON SKILLS SALES ABILITY INTERPERSONAL
How SHAWN SPENCER, WHO CALLS HIMSELF THE HEAD PSYCHIC OF THE S.B.P.D., ACTUALLY GETS CASES. Miscellaneous 6% (suspect, victim, fabricabese a case, 22%
Throw punches and energy blasts Did you win? Yes No Wait no he just TRANSFORM! transformed. NEXT TIME ON DRAYBIY
The Amount of Work We See Wealthy Men Do Wow! Lots A little None Mr. Burns Richie Rich Patrick Bateman CRACKED
UNCONTROLLABLE SOBBING. WHO'SCUTTING ONIONS? CRYING OF I'VE GOTSOMETHING IN MY EYE, OK? AMOUNT SNIFFLEO Marley & Me DOG'S PURPOE OLDYELLER HACHI Cugo
STABFLEET DIVERSITY Often Entire Crew Makeup More than Earth One on most Senior Staffs From Commonly States Seen in all Half-Human Ranks United the A
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SAVED BY THE BELL'S ZACK MORRIS Wake Up in the Morning IS THERE YES A REASON NO TOUE? LE CRACKEDCON
Miami Dade Police Department Personnel Crime Scene Detective work Investigation & SWAT raids Medical Examination & Forensic Analysis CRACKED COM
CRIMINAL FATE OF AN UNSUB IN MINDS 8% 5% Arrested 9% Death by BAU Team Member 54% Suicide 24% Death by Local Police/ BAU Officers Other (escape, accid
BEAUTY Disney WHAT KIND OF ACCENTS ARE BEAST AND THE HEARD IN A QUAINT FRENCH VILLAGE? American British French
How the Department of Diagnostic Medicine in House solves the case? Light bulb moment Diagnosis CRACKED.COM
CRACKED.COM Keystrokes required to hack into encrypted mainframes D 16 4 Swordfish AntiTrust Hackers War Games
How DO FICTIONAL HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS SPEND THEIR DAYS? Attending Classes Shenanigans Tomfoolery Skylarking Nonsense CRACKED
CRACKEDCON Movie Makeovers GODDESSI Attractiveness Rated 00 (-) Glasses (+) Makeup
WILL YOUR EVIL PLAN SUCCEED? DID YOU EXPLAIN IT OUT LOUD BEFORE ITHAPPENED? OF COURSE YOU DID! THEN IT WON'T.

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