If 5-Year-Olds Were In Charge of Weapon Design

If 5-Year-Olds Were In Charge of Weapon Design

We're never more imaginative than when we're 5. We have just enough raw material about the real world to come up with ridiculous ideas about how it works, and how everyone look out, the ground is totally covered in lava!

We asked you to show us what it would look like if the military started to harness that idiot-strength. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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There are three contests for you to choose from. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all three and triple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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