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Creative Ways to Teach Children Harsh Life Lessons

We've been using the same careful allegories about birds, bees and other sex crazed beasts of the sky for years. We asked you to come up with some more creative ways to break the bad news about life.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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by TorpedoVegas

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by David Giroux

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