If Horror Movie Posters Were Forced To Be Honest

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If Horror Movie Posters Were Forced To Be Honest

The people who make movie posters are pretty bad at their jobs. We know this because whenever we see one of their creations, we're never quite sure what the film is supposed to be about.

So, Hollywood filmmakers who we know are definitely reading this, consider throwing a gig at one of our photoplasticians next time you need some promotional material.

Entry by Kevin King

CRACKEDCOR COM HIGH SCHOOL IS HELL, PERIOD PAUL MONASH BRIAN DePALMA CARRIE A Producfm A Film SISSY SPACEK starring JOHN TRAVOLTA PIPER LAURIE. LAWR

Entry by Adam Nixon

THIS POSTER SURE WILL GRAB YOUR ATTENTION! ...BUT SHE'S ONLY IN THE MOVIE FOR ABOUT TWO MINUTES AND THE REST IS TWO GUYS SITTING AROUND A BATHROOM. TA

Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

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