The 31 Most Disturbing Things About Being A Parent

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The 31 Most Disturbing Things About Being A Parent

Hollywood likes to romanticize the whole parenting thing by making movies that are two acts of hilarious calamity, and a third act of lessons learned and love-filled reconciliation. In real life, however, it's closer to never-ending acts of the first ... minus the hilarious part.

For example ...

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HOT WHEELS TIRES ARE A PERFECT FIT FOR TODDLERS' EARS AND YOU CANNOT PULL THEM OUT WITH TWEEZERS CRACKEDCON

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DOING NOTHING IS REALLY REALLY HARD MUST---BREAK--- FREE---TELL SON HE'S DOING IT WRONG--- CRACKED.COM

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GRACKEDG CONT ILLD You spend SO much time at the Urgent Care that going is like visiting old friends

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YOUR CHILD WILL THROW UP AT ANY TIME AND ANY PLACE FOR NO REASON

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MEN, ALWAYS WEAR A SHIRT WHEN HOLDING A BREASTFED BABY CRAG WHEN THEY'RE HUNGRY, THEY WILL TRY TO SUCKLE ANYTHING

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Children never listen. Yet they somehow manage to hear everything. Papa, what's a douchebag? CRACKED COM

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