If Tattoos Actually Told the Truth
#20.
by gomezdm
#19.
by Sanchez .
#18.
by Sanchez .
#17.
#16.
#15.
by HornPimp
#14.
by joscott
#13.
by bunker6
#12.
by Yellow Fever
#11.
by benbolin
#10.
#9.
by anlight
#8.
#7.
by bunker6
#6.
by McBeefy
#5.
by Senor_Taco
#4.
by HyperGlavin
#3.
#2.
by Jeff Bennion
And the winner is ...
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by bunker6
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I don't get #1.
ReplyThat is supposed to be the atomic diagram for silicone
Ah! Thank you.
I'm embarrassed by how long it took me to get #1 haha. Took a while until it finally dawned on me who she was.
ReplyI don't get # 5
ReplyI know just as many people with low self esteem as people with high self esteem with a crap load of tattoos. Mostly though the people I know who are tattoo enthusiasts are fairly poor, and IMO waste their money on tattoos. It's really hard for me to be in their corner when they are always "itching for ink", but they are avoiding debt collectors at the same time. I just don't get it, besides assuming it's just a addiction of some sort for some people. It could be a hobby, for sure, but hobbies shouldn't keep you in debt when there are things that truly matter, like food and family.
Reply10 made me lol
Reply"hipster douche" = redundant
Replypeer pressure hahaha
Reply13 is the actual meaning, 16 is gibberish
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ReplyHaving a tattoo means you have low self esteem? That calls to mind an idea for a new Cracked article. A list of stupid assumptions.
Reply11 was the best. And people think Madonna is "still hot"?
ReplyI'd f**k her.
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Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesI prefer lions
seeking for friendship you say? if i had known that then i wouldn't be wastin my time here! you should have STARTED with that. i wouldn't have even bothered reading the rest!!
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I don't understand #12.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesThen you're not old enough :-)
Her name is Kelly.
no matter what end your on her name is kelly.
when she blows you you can still read her name and doggystyle u can read her name
It's so the guy she is.....um....servicing, can look down and see what her name is.
Some of these tattoos look pretty real. That's something else ...
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Replyshe works laps I'm sure
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I don't get how hipsters are supposed to be all about being original individuals and the finger stache is so prevalent in their ranks. Oxymoronic concept. Douchey indeed. And who says everyone with tattoos has low self esteem? Maybe the "lets get number #24 off the wall" crowd, but I like mine, designed them myself so they are one of a kind, and I don't have any self esteem issues.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesNot saying you do, but nobody thinks they have low self esteem. Especially those with low self esteem.
That's not true Rayh.
I completely agree with you, Spaceboss. I designed my own tattoo utilizing things that symbolize meaningful things to me like my rapier and red roses, but I guess in a way it was to bolster my strength and not have horrid memories of my severe car accident every time I look at my arm. TL;DR It might be true for some people, but to say that all people with tattoos have low self-esteem is the same as saying all people who play video games are socially-awkward geeks living in their mothers' basements never having much interaction with people outside of the house. Both are false.
#20 was awesome! I did not get #1.
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesI think it's supposed to be silicone
The O-Si references silica breast implants, but I am not sure about the R
The "R" should be "H" for hydrogen.
The R perhaps is for Real, the natural part of the breast.
R represents a functional group in organic chemistry. Essentially the reactive part that gives the molecule its chemical character. And In.Taco, I think the R's represent methyl groups in this case, but I really have no idea!
This might be a stupid question, but is that Tara Reid? It makes more sense if it's her.
Tara Reid used to be hot too
ReplyNumber 1; those look real.
ReplyI agree. Same with the other boob job joke one. Fake tits are way perkier and rounder. If you're gonna make a fake tit joke, at least pick someone who actually has fake tits or the joke's on you.
...Tara Reid definitely has fake tits. And they look awful. At least, they did. Maybe she got her botched boobies fixed up.
On another note, my name is also Sammi. Whoa.