If Tattoos Actually Told the Truth
#20.
by gomezdm
#19.
by Sanchez .
#18.
by Sanchez .
#17.
#16.
#15.
by HornPimp
#14.
by joscott
#13.
by bunker6
#12.
by Yellow Fever
#11.
by benbolin
#10.
#9.
by anlight
#8.
#7.
by bunker6
#6.
by McBeefy
#5.
by Senor_Taco
#4.
by HyperGlavin
#3.
#2.
by Jeff Bennion
And the winner is ...
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by bunker6
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#22 ew that is one pasty white butt :s
Reply"...all you really know about that person is that they have low self esteem and at least enough money to purchase a tattoo."
ReplyApparently this Cracked desk jockey has never left the trailer park in Arkansas they grew up in.
Although I didn't full on sob through any of my tats being done, I teared up quite a bit. Interestingly enough after the most recent and painful one I had done, I felt the need to apologize to the artist for squirming too much and she told me she barely even noticed the squirming, I only to follow it up by saying that she wished more of her clients were like me and that I was quite easy to work on. She wouldn't give me details but she did say that I wouldn't believe how some people act when they are getting a tattoo.
ReplyIn the end, everyone knows that a small needle rapidly puncturing the skin is NOT going to feel like an orgasm (unless you are into that kind of thing and I am also not talking about the endorphin rush one gets after its over) so seriously, if you are a wimp to begin with, you don't really need a tattoo.
I'm sorry but any chick who would have the balls to get something like #12 has my respect, and my penis if she wants it.
ReplyI don't have a tattoo, not sure if I would even have the guts to get the few I do want, and yes people we all know that you cannot infer someone's level of self-esteem or worth simply because they HAVE one...I believe that was directed toward people who get bad or just plain idiotic ones. There's a big difference between a douche with a mustache, and a man with his child's name. To me a tattoo should be meaningful, well thought-out, easily hidden, and something that will be acceptable no matter your age. Once again, chill out. If you're getting that offended, it's probably because you have one similar to the ones shown above.
Reply*mustache on his finger, that is
You probably want a big high horse on your back for a tatoo right?
Number 17 should have won. I've always thought the EXACT same thing. :)
ReplyUnless she chooses not to have kids, in which case you'll need a new argument.
Though based on the content of that tattoo, it shouldn't be hard.
I think I'd actually admire the honesty of a woman that would get the chemical symbol for silicon tattooed on her fake tits. Same goes for the chick with the nip tuck lines.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesThe chick with the nip/tuck lines is Heidi Montague and she's been VERY honest about the 10 plastic surgeries she had in one day.
im betting the picture of the blond with chemical symbol for silicon tattooed on her breast is as fake as her tits she doesnt look bright enough to know the chemical symbol for water much less silicon
Oh, so because she's blonde and has big boobs she's automatically an idiot? You sexist motherf-- hey, wait a tick-- is that Tara Reid?!
My bad. Continue.
judgmental much?
why are people so defensive about tattoos? if you got one and like it, good for you, NO ONE CARES. this is a comedy website, try to laugh, ok?
ReplyA tat of a foot on a foot.
Replythis is probably a stupid question but what do the letters (chemical equation?) on Tara Reid's boobs mean
Reply Hide All See All 4 Repliesprobably silicone
It's saying she's got breast implants. Si, O, and R are the elements used in implants (Si being the most important, silicone). Forget what R is but judging by the fact that it's a chemical equation, it's probably just part of fake boobs.
Yeah that is silicone. The R is just any chemical group. Different silicones have different things there. Gotta admit, I was excited they got that formula right.
Yeah, R isn't a chemical symbol--it's a stand-in. It's used in formulas for amino acids too (because the formula is the same in all amino acids except for the "R" group.)
...Still, I fantasize about getting the Triforce tattooed on my hand >.>
ReplySaw a guy with one, didn't look good, it was well done but still looked bad.
Apparently, only people with low self-esteems get tattoos. That's news to me.
Replynot to me
^If you live in a trailer park, the midwest, or some place comparable I could see that view.
the opening two sentences is incredibly pathetic.
Replyhuh i guess pathetic mean true
haaaa 12. whether it was made for this or not, still funny.
ReplyThe girl in #1 has gorgeous eyes. Just felt that needed said.
ReplyIt's Tara Reid I believe.
it's Reid and her fake titties.
18 was the best, but damn if i dont still find tattoo chicks sexy. it actually does make up for a lack of personality.
ReplyThat's Angelina Jolie.
#12 was just ripped off the internet, not made for the contest.
ReplyTrue. You can find it on failblog.
I'm confused what does #1 mean?
Reply Hide All See All 5 Repliessilicone i believe
Beautiful. Don't be hatin' the pretty girls now!
Beautiful. Too lazy to be creative and this beat #10???
It's the chemical formula for silicone implants.
Look at her eyes. I think she's a robot, or just an elaborate blow up doll.
The winner deserves a handshake and a cookie.
ReplyPeople actually get moustaches inked on their finger? They can do that for free with a marker pen and at least it comes off!
ReplyLily Allen has it