24 Sick Burns That You Can Feel All The Way Across History

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24 Sick Burns That You Can Feel All The Way Across History

It's time to learn from the masters. No more being caught off guard. No more embarrassing retorts. No more long hours spent in the shower thinking up awesome comebacks to someone who burned you months ago.

No, it's time to arm yourself with a proper zing repertoire. So take some notes.

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Heckler: 'My mum died of cancer.' Jimmy Carr: 'What? Heckler: I only mentioned it because it was funnier than this.'

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CRACKED.COM OOo IT-Rm David Cross on Larry the Cable Guy: I guess one could say that you're 'telling it like it is.' And considering the vast amount

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Which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up? - Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog talking to a man in a Darth Vader suit at the premiere of

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