If Everything Had A Gold Card Membership Club

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Black cards, platinum cards, sky clubs: tons of dumb things have upgrades you can get. But where are the VIP memberships for the important things? A "Use A Public Toilet No One Else Has" card or a "Have A Spit-Free Dinner" card? You know, shit that really matters.

Like, it'd be great if we had ...

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If Everything Had A Gold Card Membership Club

Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

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