25 Common Items that Will Baffle Future Archeologists
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#25 Hysterium
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#24 Perusse
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#23 Corey Vaspasiano
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#22 Tea-Qualizer
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#21 ThomasMeyers
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#20 Seadhgosa
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#19 David Giroux
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#18 Scarin
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#17 Mikkamel
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#16 maluba
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#15 madcnut
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#14 Kinali
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#13 jhhwild
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#12 eliminator
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#11 Hans_Solo
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#10 ALosophy
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#9 Brezlheimer
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#8 albiokay
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#7 Douglas A. McDonnell
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#6 AzISeeIt
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#5 axelleviii
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#4 Douglas A. McDonnell
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#3 Akron
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#2 BlondeFury
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#1 Bobby Bobby
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#1 (single slice cooker)= best idea ever
ReplyI knew I wasnt the only one who thought of #4. Seriously when i was younger i used to pretend it was like an alligator mouth or some shit.
ReplyAnd number 1....
So whos going to iron a frozen pizza any time soon? Cuz I know I am.
I actually watched a video of a guy who baked biscuits in his hotel using the iron.
#6 is far and away the best!
Replyh**o Nitendus, EPIC!
ReplyLMAO at the Got of Time.
Reply#10? Maybe they'll think we're as badass as cracked thinks the 1800's were...
Reply#6 - #1 are all great.
ReplyThe description in #6 ends awesomely. I mean, 3D can work if something is done in CGI or filmed in 3D, but that's expensive. Instead, most people tack on the 3D after the movie is made and it ends up looking awful. Also 3D movies are fracking expensive.
ReplyNumber 8 -- the only person bludgeoning anyone to death with a book is Hermione Granger.
Replydon't suppose we can build our own pyramid type thing and store a bunch of stuff in it so our "story" lives on for a couple thousand years, no?
Replylol #14 I actually have the Charizard card
ReplyThis was a really funny photoplasty, #5 had me rolling.
ReplyAll of these were funny but my favorite was #5.
Replyyeah, #5 was the best and it literally made me laugh out loud at my work place, which was pretty awkward.
LM-effin'-AO!!! This is so totally gonna happen...it seems to be a trend among western scientists that humanity is on some continually perpetual linear, upwards motion in terms of technology and behaviour, with complete detrimental opinion of civilizations that have come before.
ReplyThe most telling example of this is the stereotypical "ugh/how" speech of the First Nation Native American Indians(whose style of governance actually gave us the modern ideas of freedom and equality via the American and French "revolutions"), as well as the stereotypical "grunting caveman".
On the contrary, it's been said that if you put a caveman in a suit & tie and placed him on Wall St, we'd be hard-pressed to pick him out from anyone else in today's society: "We clearly have, for 100 years, underestimated (their) abilities. It is a disservice to...simply cast them aside as the inferior cousins of h**o sapiens."
Lol, h**o sapiens is censored.
#8 is very meta.
Replygot a kick out of 14
ReplyHoly s**t LOL #2 Flav as a god made me laugh so hard.
ReplyActually, number one sounds like a great idea!
ReplyI can tell you for sure that many bachelors have used them that way.
The people of the future will thank Cracked for providing a guide to the uses of these objects.
ReplyWhat is with cracked being baffled by the N64 controler? You never had to hold all three handles at the same time. Why do they think it's so funny to pretend like you did?
ReplyBut what advantage could there possibly be to have a controller with three arms???