Six-Word-Phrases That'll Brighten Your Mother F'in Day

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Six-Word-Phrases That'll Brighten Your Mother F'in Day

Hey, you! Yeah, you! How's it going? Going OK? Not really? Oh you're doing really well? Well stop doing so well, because this only works if you're currently a sad sap!

Because if you're feeling glum, well, prepare to not be. And, actually, if you're feeling great, be prepared to feel even greater!

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MASTURBATION IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH

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Quokkas are always ready to smile!

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