Six-Word-Phrases That'll Brighten Your Mother F'in Day

For instant happiness, google 'baby turtles.'
Six-Word-Phrases That'll Brighten Your Mother F'in Day

Hey, you! Yeah, you! How's it going? Going OK? Not really? Oh you're doing really well? Well stop doing so well, because this only works if you're currently a sad sap!

Because if you're feeling glum, well, prepare to not be. And, actually, if you're feeling great, be prepared to feel even greater!

NORWAY HAS A PENGUIN COLONEL REALLY.
FOR INSTANT HAPPINESS GOOGLE BABY TURTLES
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Six-Word-Phrases That'll Brighten Your Mother F'in Day
SCRRPRNS DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLY CRACKED COM
MASTURBATION IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
CRAGKEDCOT Snuggling puppies gets you high, naturally!
NETFLIX PIXAR'S coming to in September CRACKED COM
A DUCK FLYING AT MACH TWO
TWIN PEAKS COMES BACK NEXT. YEAR! WEOME TWIN PEAKS Popolatian 31201 CRACKED COM
CRACKEDCON Guinea pigs are born with fur!
Quokkas are always ready to smile!

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