20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
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#20 Veiko
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#19 Something
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#18 CountBaqula
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#17 jballard
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#16 Malhal
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#15 lordlim
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#14 personguy
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#13 bunker6
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#12 Wibblewobble
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#11 mojoface
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#10 Cowtppr
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#9 bunker6
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#8 HairyBallTheory
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#7 Loorep
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#6 heathinator
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#5 mcsuperawesome
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#4 MrBallistic
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#3 Bakudai
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#2 Sanchez .
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#1 Bamboozled
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"President of Outer Space" (#18)and "Dinosaur Wrangler"(#3) sound like something from a John Schwartzwelder book.
ReplyYeah i found my next job :) Teen Boob's massage guy.
Replyhahaha f**k that alien pooping thing...hahahaha balls
Reply#8 would be awesome. #7... NOT BUDDY CHRIST! And Why Sonic? WTF?
Reply#5 ripped off the Simpsons.
ReplyReference.
#7, Sonic should already be x'd.
ReplyLmfao at the fireworks, slide, and puppy dog factory.
Reply#16=Nathan Fillion: Lightsaber wielding sushi shef? WTF were they on?
Reply#3 Dr. McNinja Reference FTW.
ReplyIs Bob Barker dead?
ReplyI think that line across his face means he's immune to death.
#3: Baby T-rex rodeo?
ReplyI actually have a lot of those on my resume.
ReplyAren't the titles in #17 actual films?
ReplyThey're porno parody titles.
I must work at the factory in number five. I will never EVER be unhappy ever again. Ever.
ReplyUntil you realize that they only make 1 product...
Jepp, 8# took everything... Also I must go read the books again!
ReplyI don't want to overreact but "HOLY s**t A DUNE REFERENCE!!!!ELEVEN!" That is all.
Replyur off...by a couple (unless herbert managed to slip some oompa loompas into one of the dune backstories)
#12 sounds actually pretty tiring. Considering sea world workers have to be in top physical condition. They have to be able to swim to the floor of a 30ft deep pool without goggles or any aid even for consideration. No imagine all that training just so you could deliver pizzas. At least little kids idolize those people from Sea world. No one wants to be a pizza delivery man when they grow up.
Reply#5 Is a rip off. SIMPSONS DID IT!
ReplyWhy is Nathan Fillion the light saber sushi chef?
ReplyWhy not?
Maybe because John Belushi has left the building?
Love the look on #1's face!
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