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The media has always been a shaky source of getting unbiased information about what's going on in the world. But these days, where any outlet will run any story if someone tweets about it, the news is pretty much a perpetual self-parody.

How do we know that? Because all the stories you're about to read about received national and global attention. And every single one of them is bullshit.

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