If Famous Products Advertised Their Unauthorized Uses

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When a new product is brought home from the store, a scientific process begins. Depending on the age of the males in said household, if the product can be used to start fires, smoke pot or replace a missing tool, that potential will be discovered.

We asked you to show us what ads might look like if companies acknowledged the more creative, less authorized uses of their products. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Xannie

CRACKED. Com Suave Suave Suave ave Su Sud e aatuirale turul O Aloe wirh ucumning AR AON! S SMOOTHI shampoo Amp Suave. TOOA l GD 000> uino DBER 35% MOR

Entry by Scarin

CRACKED.COM AMERICAS -1 CONDOM The #1 choice of drug mules TRUSTEO O ONEANTARS TROJAN for the last 30 years. NONHLURRICATED YOECMAE

Entry by bogert8609

CRACKED COM new and improved PORTABLE MINI SOLAR OCATH RA Ants not included

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