Next Year's Oscar Nominees (If the Strike Doesn't End)

The frightening future of cinema, as told through Photoshop.
Next Year's Oscar Nominees (If the Strike Doesn't End)

Unlike network TV, the box office has survived the writer's strike just fine so far. But that's only because it takes longer to make a movie than a TV show, and it won't last forever.

If nothing gets resolved, what will next year's Oscar nominees look like? We offered a prize to whoever has the Photoshop skills to tell us. The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

Next Year's Oscar Nominees (If the Strike Doesn't End)
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Next Year's Oscar Nominees (If the Strike Doesn't End)
433 minutes of brilliance Danny Vanderbeek -Westmonthish Old People FALLING DOWN'STAIRS NEKE DENT CRACKED.cOM LIONSGA
EDWARD NORTON julia ROBERTS SiMs the Movie! A COMING SOON nAxn CRACKED.com
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NOMINATED FOR SIX ACADEMY AWARDS INCLUDING BEST ACTOR He CAME HE WAS RUNNING FROM THE FUTURE FROM HIS PAST THEY MET INTHE MIDDLE. SCHWARZENEGGER RAMIB
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NO PLOT. NO PROBLEM, I don't know why the Empire State Building turned into a gigantic bear, but the fur was incredible. - Ebert & Roeper GRATUITOUS
Wait, What?. Roger Ebert You really lost us W hen Dr Caligari dry humped Nosferatu - Time Magazine NOT another German Expressionism movie VALERIE PRRI
He did all the work, got loads of money, and tons of chicks wanted to hump him. Brad Pitt THE SCRIPT READER WITH AN ENORMOUS COCK MARME PROATS FRARMOI
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