Hey, everyone! We're about to say something that might shock you all! Our election process in this country is horribly fucked up! OK, so that upset precisely zero of you and surprised the same amount.
So, you know, if the media's going to make one of the most important events in our country into a complete circus, we want in! So dear Fox News and CNN and all you other reputable sources of news, please consider shaking things up with the following next election season: