27 Hit Songs As Understood by a 5-Year-Old

What kids think is going on when they listen to the radio, before any of the lyrics make sense.
27 Hit Songs As Understood by a 5-Year-Old

We spend most of our childhood memorizing the words to songs we don't understand. They talk about "the power of love" before we've had our first crush, or "riding the lightning" years before we're legally old enough to do so. We asked you to show us what kids think is going on when they listen to the radio, before any of it makes sense.

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