17 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/12)

'Martin Shkreli is an even smugger asshole than previously thought'
17 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/12)

Finding the truth in a news story is often an exercise in futility. It's there, but the amount of effort you have to go through to get to it makes you want to kill brain cells by looking at crazy shit on the Internet instead.

Luckily for you, our readers have taken this week's popular headlines and stripped them of all the bullshit so you can quickly digest all the important stuff and not take time away from befouling your Internet history.

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17 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/12)
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CN Entertainment Matt LeBlanc jumps into the Top Gear driving seat CRACKED.COM How you driving? Actor famous for being sexy, but dumb, considered pe
Los Angeles Times THURDAY FEB MOBTPOPULAR LOCAL SPORTE ENTERTAINMENT POLITIC EDUCATION OPINION Illegal immigration problem discovered to be spreading
DEADSPiN CRACKEDO Johnny Manziel: No longer funny to laugh at, now it's just depressing. Timothy Burke Yesterdey 9750 ied 0. JOHNNY MANZIEL 30.3K 118
Burlington Free Press PART OFTHEUSA TODAYNETWORK HOME NEWS This story is part of BERNIE SANDERS 2016 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN Handful of Sanders supporte
Personal porta-potty promises prolific poop purge in poor places to prolong people's lives by Paris Kavilariz CNNMoncY HECOrnencas f 2016 11:03 FA ET
WORLD 10:38am February 2, 2016 Ted Cruz wins Iowa but can't secure the Immediate Family vote By ninemsn CRACKED.COM
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Newsweek POLITICS OPINION CULTURE SPORTS TECHNOLOGY SCIENCE HE WORLD NORTH KOREA CELEBRATES PERFECTLY USELESS PIECE OF JUNK THAT DIDN'T EXPLODE AT LAU
CRACKEDoO Living nightmare to be milked for nightmare juice O 25 January 2016 Australia 3 2 Australin nRecle Park Big Boy will be milked for his veno
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US & Canada US Election 2016 Ridiculous idea that was destined to fail horribly, fails horribly 1 hour ago A frozen lake being used as a car park at t
INDEPENDENT News Voices Culture Lifestyle Tech Sport Appeal CRACKEDCON News People Someone has been put in a position where they can nominate people f
17 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/12)

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