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The Fastest Way to Get Fired

Every job has at least one unforgivable sin that will get an employee booted on the spot. We asked you to show us the world's most fire-able offenses.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

#14.


by Rattlesnake

#13.


by Noonan422

#12.


by Corey Vaspasiano

#11.


by Lillian Marx

#10.


by diluded000

#9.


by Knegg

#8.


by ivecomehomenow

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