If Every Excuse Turned Out to Be True

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Sometimes, the only thing worse than someone calling you on your bullshit excuse is having that excuse actually come true. We asked you to show us what it might look like if some of our favorite excuses weren't actually lies.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by TeganR

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Entry by TrisiBb

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Entry by KTope

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How the Rich Secretly Amuse Themselves.

We're going with two contests this week. Contribute to the one that catches your fancy, or submit to both and double your chances of winning. Post your entries in the forum. The winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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