21 Important Moments in History (That Were Sex-Fests)

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21 Important Moments in History (That Were Sex-Fests)

We like to think that history, for the most part, was populated by prudes who had sex through holes in their bedsheets. Sure, there was some kinky shit going on in Rome, but really it was all just stuffy people wearing uncomfortable dresses and monocles, being all philosophical and smart and shit. Right?

No, of course not. You shouldn't be so naive at this point. As you're about to find out, thanks to AuntieMeme and her filthy, filthy mind, history was loaded with more freaky boning than anything a porn director could conjure up.

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yoU PROBABLY know SHAKESPEARE WROTE some ADULT humor. BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE missed THE GWORD. In Twelfth Night, Malvolio says, these be her very C's, he

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AncIENT RoMAns LOVED TO DECORATE WITH A GOOD LUCK CHARM CALLED A FASCNUS. IT WAS A DICK WITH WINGS. The winged dongs were symbols of protection agains

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SIR RICHARD FRANCIS BURTON WAS An ADVENTURER on PAR WITH INDIANA JoneS. AMA SUn HE ALSO BROUGHT THE KAMA SUtRA TO BRITAIN. In addition to swashbucklin

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THE congreSS OF venna WAS An IMPORTANT GATHERING OF EUROPEAN LEADERS. THERE WAS ALSO So MUCH sex. The conference was a nine-month summit in 1814, upon

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