14 Tourism Ads For Destinations Nobody Wants to Visit

Tourism advertising can't be an easy task if, say, your town is only known for having a masked killer murder several dozen teenagers every summer.
14 Tourism Ads For Destinations Nobody Wants to Visit

Tourism advertising can't be an easy task if, say, your town is only known for having a masked killer murder several dozen teenagers every summer.

But the creative types among us take that as a challenge. We asked you to come up with tourism ads for real or fictional destinations that no would ever want to visit, and offered $50 for the best. The winner is up ahead, but first, the runners-up:

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14 Tourism Ads For Destinations Nobody Wants to Visit
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