If Major Movies Told You What They Were Really About

That little extra line is just one more way for Hollywood to trick you into handing them your wallet.
If Major Movies Told You What They Were Really About

No one is going to stand in line for A New Hope During A Star War, right? That's why subtitles exist. They're like a little cheat for filmmakers: When you can't fit it all into one title, just slap a mini-title on your flick and you're golden.

Of course, that also means one extra line for Hollywood to trick you into handing them your wallet. Which is why, as a sort of PSA, we tasked our readers with taking some subtitles and revising them for honesty. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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InDN ASTEVEN SPIELBERGRLV JONes THE LAWS OF AGAINST THERMONUCLEAR PHYSICS
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CRACKED COM TUCKER CHAN A BRETTRATINERALN RUSH, RUsho HOUR 3: BROKEN-DOWN VEHICLE
If Major Movies Told You What They Were Really About
If Major Movies Told You What They Were Really About
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THE SHINING WRITER'S BLOCK IS A BITCH CRACKED.OON
A NATION IN REVOLT. INNOCENT CIVILIANS CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE. HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO TO SURVIVE? OWEN WILSON LAKE BELL PIERCE BROSNAN NO ESCAPE ID FROM N
If Major Movies Told You What They Were Really About
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CRACKED COM CHANGE IS COMING F FANTASITIC AGENTS OF Y:AWN FROM THE STUDLD THAT BROUGHT YOU X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST MARVEL 1201 #FANTASTICFOUR 08-07
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If Major Movies Told You What They Were Really About
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CRACKED.COM BATMAN V SUPERMAN DEATH OF FUN
FPIN NALLNLA 11E WLLLEV TOM HARDY CHARLIZE THERON SUPER VIOLENT ROUND TRIP MAY 5 SEEI IH R2ALD R Micmse CRACKED COM

We are offering so many opportunities for you to win some dough that it'd be insane if you didn't get in on this. Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest) and GIF contest ($150), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

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