22 Famous Movie Romances You Never Realized Are Creepy

Movie romances leave us feeling warm and fuzzy, but really only because we never stop to think about them.
22 Famous Movie Romances You Never Realized Are Creepy

Movie romances have a tendency to leave us all warm and fuzzy inside when the movie is over. Of course, that's because we probably never really sit down to analyze what just went on.

Because when you do that -- like us and AuntieMeme did -- you realize how messed up movie romances really are. And then you become super cynical about love in general. And then you end up sitting in your underwear, crying about your significant other who broke your heart in the 6th grade.

Fun times. Enjoy.

Everything Severus Snape did was motivated by his LOVE FOR LILY. Right down to his patronus, a doe. But Lily and Snape were never anything more than f
According to the original script for Groundhog Day, Phil spends 10,000YEARS CAUGHT In A TmE LOOP Which means Rita ends up with a man older than human
eowyn And FArAmir found each other and fell in love, despite all the conflict and strife of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Just ignore the fact that f
In the movie Big, Josh and Susan have a sweet RomAnce. Even though Susan is in her 30s, and Josh is a 12-year-old kid who has magically turned into a
In Can't Hardly Wait, Preston gives Amanda a LOVE LeTTER that he's been carrying around with him for four years. They have never spoken. Amanda litera
Fifty Shades of Grey is such a HOT And sTEAMY LOVE STORY with a kinky twist to keep things spicy. Except for the part where Christian Grey is a cold-h
At the end of Ghost, Sam and Molly finally get one LAST mAke- OUT session. Because Sam has possessed the body of Oda Mae, the female medium Molly just
At the end of Wedding Crasbers, Gloria and Jeremy WIND UP TOGETHER. Even though Gloria essentially rapes Jeremy by tying him to the bed while he's asl
At the end of Titanic, Jack and Rose are reunited in THE AFTERLIFE. It's all incredibly romantic, unless you're the man she married. And it may be a l
Sam winds up romantically involved with A cOMPuTer PROGRAM in Tron: Legacy. In fact, Quorra is a program created by Sam's father, making her effective
In Source CODE Jake Gyllenhaal's character travels back in time to prevent an accident, saves Chicago, and falls in love. In someone elses' body. The
LOIS And supeRmAn ARE in LOve. Superman is an alien. Sure, he looks like a human, but the truth is that Lois Lane is romantically involved with a crea
At the end of Runaway Bride, Ike finds Maggie waiting for him in HIS HOTEL Room. The last time Ike saw Maggie was when she dumped him at the altar. Bu
In Say Anything, Lloyd and Diane are meant TO Be TOGETHER. Lloyd proves this by aggressively stalking a girl who has repeatedly told him no. CRACKED
At the end of Picture Perfect, KATE wIns NICK BACK WITH A BIG ROMAnTIC GESTURE. She makes her big play while he's trying to film another couple's wedd
In overboard, Joanna literally FALLS In LOVE with Dean, after she falls into the water. Joanna is a mean heiress who falls off her yacht and gets amne
In Never Been Kissed, Josie writes a column that BLOWS HER cOveR AS A REPORTER posing as a student, so she can have a romantic relationship with the t
In Miss Congeniality, ERIC And GRACIE FALL in LOVE. om Despite the fact that he yanks her into a swimming pool in her pageant evening gown, after she
In A Knigbt's Tale, Jocelyn tells William he can PROVE HIS LOVE for her, in the jousting tournament. Specifically, she tells him to prove it by losing
After he helps break the curse that made her a terror dog, DANA FALLS in LOVE WITH venkman. Completely disregarding the fact that he spent the first h
RACHAEL ASKS DECKARD TO KISS HeR, in BLADE Runner. Because he makes her. When Deckard first kisses Rachael, she tries to get away. He slams the door a
In Untamed Heart, Adam rescues Caroline and SAVES HER FROM TWO ATTACKERS who grab her on her way home from work. But the only reason Adam was able to

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