The Campaigns the Candidates Wish They Could Run
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#16 Darth Fugly
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#15 FoodStampDavis
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#14 Nathan Birch
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#13 anlight
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#12 blemm
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#11 Lord Cownostril
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#10 boredatwork
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#9 AdolfDickmaster
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#8 McBeefy
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#7 Jono
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#6 Darth Fugly
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#5 McBeefy
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#4 TubularLuggage
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#3 blemm
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#2 Jono
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#1 FoodStampDavis
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I like most of these, except for #2. Just because we already judge women on their appearances, not their policies... Just like we judge men on their number of affairs.
ReplyIs this mistitled by one word or did the contestants miss the point? It says "15 Campaigns Candidates Wish They Could Run" but the entries are all "15 Campaign ADS Candidates Wish They Could Run." I think someone at the Cracked offices made a typo.
ReplySo you'd rather read through a ton of campaign outlines than laugh your ass off at these photoshops? Stop splitting hairs.
they get 15 backwards?
ReplyThey are trying to trick members of the opposite party.
Hilary Clinton used to look like Karen Gillan?
Reply#7 predicted Occupy Wall Street!
Reply#14 IS the campaign Obama ran!
ReplyWho's the 60's chick on #2?
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesA young Hillary Clinton
Wow. Hilary actually looked hot back in the day. What happened?
It's called middle age
Capyle, in college she was a College Republican. When she became ugly she became a Democrat. 'Nuff said.
#3
ReplyI miss having a Chief of Staff I can masturbate too, okay, Rahmbo is still in the public but there are not so much slashy pictures now.
Reply#14 & #13 JFK's alright, but Obama just doesn't do it for me.
Reply#4..and id ont even smoke weed, it would clearly be the one that won though
Reply#15: The hardest choice you'll ever have to make. (remember:Ipods go for less than 200$ and need to be charged.condoms are cheap and break easily. Handguns are usually around 500$and always a good investment.no comment on the bibles)
ReplyThough hilarious, the fact that the worst things you can say about Ron Paul is that he'll fight for his supporters no matter what, and that he wants to legalize pot, is saying a lot.
Reply12 is the one that paints Paul in the worst light imo, as it implies his supporters are immature idiots. I've never met any libertarians outside of 4chan, so I got it right away.
How on Earth did #10 not win this?
ReplyHandgun and a bible?... I'm in.
Replyhmm #15 is backwards..
ReplyConfused me too for a second, each party is appealing to the other party's constituents to trade in their registrations so that the voters can't vote.
You know, right libertarians are actually about re-establishing what is essentially monarchy right?
ReplyPlease don't inject your political views where they don't belong.
12 was the best.
ReplyWhy did no one think to do a John McCain / John McClane mashup?!
ReplyI'm a little sad that 14 and 13 were literally the same thing. Also, the McCain Terminator has a freakish neck. Yet I would still vote for him.
Replybecause brains would melt