If Historical Movies Were Accurate

History is interesting in its own right, but a lot of the more disturbing aspects of everyday life just aren't that marketable.
If Historical Movies Were Accurate

Hollywood handles historical accuracy about as well as they handle female superheroes -- with style while bumbling about to the tune of "Yakkity Sax." Because while history is interesting in its own right, a lot of aspects of it just aren't that marketable when you're trying to snatch $12.50 away from the hardworking public.

In keeping with our public service of unveiling the bullshit Hollywood feeds us, we asked our readers to adjust some historical films for accuracy. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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We are offering so many opportunities for you to win some dough that it'd be insane if you didn't get in on this. Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest) and GIF contest ($150), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

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