If Famous Brands Were Allowed to Tell the Truth In Ads

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If Famous Brands Were Allowed to Tell the Truth In Ads

Advertising is all about playing around with words so the strengths of the product come out and the downsides are no where to be found. But what happens when advertisers just say "Fuck it" and go ahead and unabashedly put whatever they want on an ad?

We asked our readers to use the magic of image manipulation to answer that question. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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