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Hi! How are you? Are you feeling great right now? You are? Awesome! Because we're about make you feel like absolute garbage! Why? Because we're about to reveal some insider information that is absolutely horrifying and absolutely will affect you in one way or another.

Our readers braved the Internet to bring you this information at great cost to their sanity. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ..

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Entry by CZM

Entry 18
by CZM

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Entry by AuntieMeme

Entry 17
by AuntieMeme

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Entry by Crateofbananas

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by Crateofbananas

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, mkad. You win money.

Entry 1
by mkad

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Look, we can't stand the sight of money -- which is why we're giving you SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES TO TAKE OURS HOLY SHIT. Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest) and GIF contest ($150), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

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