20 Great Characters Who Obviously Have Black-Market Jobs

It's never really addressed, but surely a lot of our favorite movie characters have some sort of employment to pay for their living expenses, right?
20 Great Characters Who Obviously Have Black-Market Jobs

It's never really addressed, but surely a lot of our favorite movie characters have some sort of employment to pay for their living expenses, right? They weren't born with the clothes they wear, or the blasters they shoot, or the super awesome hideout they hang out in all the time. The money's gotta come from somewhere because that shit ain't cheap.

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