Ever wonder how that level boss is able to get hundreds of mindless drones to throw themselves at you, just to keep you away from the castle? We're thinking it has to be their awesome recruitment campaigns.

We asked you to photoshop some materials that would make a man want to join a video game villain's army. The winning entry is below, but first, the runners-up:

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