If Magazines Were Forced to be Honest
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#13 HardRockSamurai
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#12 The Machete
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#11 Ninjacarr
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#10 mattographer
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#9 niko4ever
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#8 AffordableSin
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#7 Chveya
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#6 Agent Spiff
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#5 ADHDsquirrel
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#4 AgentCoop
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#3 Anyone
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#2 Piemanthe3rd
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#1 popcornmonster
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the best part is "this f*****g guy, seriously" on # 9 HA! love it
Replytheres nudity in the uk edition of maxim, just saying
Reply12, 9, 5, 4, 2, 1 were my favorites.
Replydid I miss something? are silicon and silicone interchangeable?
ReplyNot exactly. Silicon is an element; silicones are polymers (long molecules) that contain silicon as well as other types of atoms. Pure silicon is not used for implants.
#3 was the best.
ReplyAlso, for #5, *they're, not "their."
So THAT'S how Oprah controls the masses... She's a hypnotoad in disguise. It's so clear now.
Reply"Once-respected"? They promoted the shittiest stuff back then as they do today.
ReplyI was going to say the same thing. Whoever "respected" Rolling Stone has s****y taste in music.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYNOTOAD.
ReplyWow, what an original comment buddy, you can't even put in a joke you just type the phrase and hit submit comme-ALLGLORYTOTHEHYPNOTOAD
....All of those would qualify for the over photoshopping...
ReplyIn #9, why is there a picture of Cormac McCarthy in the upper right hand corner and a title that reads "This f***ing guy seriously?"
Replyprobably because the idea is that 90% of people who look at that have no idea who that is and could care less about some random writer or whatever the hell he is, and I had to look even that little bit up. He's just supposed to be some guy on the cover.
number 6 wins by cheating. one look at it and my bonar was laughing with joy
ReplyThanks for the laughs cracked!
ReplyAm I the only one who thinks Janet Jackson is not hot enough to deserve a topless photo shoot?
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesI reacted like the ark of the covenent had been opened in front of me.
Oh no, you're certainly not alone. My friend, you must keep in mind, if a woman is even a little bit well known and even a few people would want to see her take her clothes off, some magazine or website or something will want to take pictures of her naked.
Think about the people who have had photoshoots like that with magazines. I mean, s**t, I think it might have even been playboy who was asking that kate woman who's last name I don't remember with the eight kids to do a photoshoot for them. Considering the fact that I'm not even sure how many people would even want to see her naked let alone give her a photo shoot, I'm assuming just about anyone qualifies.
Oh, and to JRDZ...do you mean you reacted with awe and wonder at the beauty before you, or do you mean you screamed and your face melted off as you died horribly from seeing something no human should see?
She looks too much like her brother...
Who cares? Topless photoshoots are made for guys who aren't skilled enough to get a look at the real thing, anyway.
Haw haw, I feel no compul-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Reply....I did not type that.
I saw #11 and thought, "Michael Jackson???"
ReplyAnd then I went, "Oh. OH."
man, what's with all you guys? Breasts are way more mesmer-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
ReplyHYPNOTOAD SHOULD HAVE BEEN NUMBER 1. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
Replyhypnotoad can suck it. that joke is stupid and overused.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesYOU'RE stupid and overused. ...sorry buddy, that was uncalled for. I just had a long day.
What "joke"? What the f**k are yoALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
what, there is actually nobody else out of 6 BILLION people on the earth who are thinking the exact same thing?
^The other 1 billion feel left out.
Whoa, did anyone else notice that Cliff Lee (#1) is staring straight up at the Hypnotoad? You can't explain thALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
ReplyALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD!
ReplyMan I really liked #4, 13 and - ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD