If Magazines Were Forced to be Honest

As magazines wither from existence, they've been trying a bunch of crazy shit to stay relevant. One crazy idea they'll probably never try is actually telling the truth, so we figured we'd ask you to show us what that might look like.
If Magazines Were Forced to be Honest

As magazines wither from existence, they've been trying a bunch of crazy shit to stay relevant. Last year there was word that a few were going to try inserting video ads. Because if there's one thing consumers enjoy about the internet, it's the ads.

One crazy idea they'll probably never try is actually telling the truth, so we figured we'd ask you to show us what that might look like. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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If Magazines Were Forced to be Honest
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History is boring. Using the magic of image manipulation, it's your job to give those guys in the history books the kind of gritty image makeover that comic book characters are always getting from Hollywood. The best entry gets $50.

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