What 37 Famous Stories Would Be Titled by Modern Websites

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In this modern, Internet-fueled world, everything is about getting people to click on your shit. So, naturally, we decided classic tales needed upgrades to their titles.

So with that in mind, we asked our readers to do just that: Show us what would happen if classic stories had been given more modern titles. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Danzy

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Entry by direbrian

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Entry by woweewow

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Entry by Jonnyetc

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Entry by MinorShan

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Entry by luvthecubs

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Entry by AzISeeIt

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Entry by elendirl

19 celebrities you didn't know were completely broke JESSICA ALBA KATHY BATES JESSICA BIEL BRADLEY COOPER ERIC DANE PATRICK DEMPSEY HECTOR ELIZONDO JA

Entry by pjyelton

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