18 Reasons 'Brilliant' Movie Schemes Would Fail (Quickly)

In fairness, "once upon a tie some dude used common sense" doesn't typically make for a good story.
18 Reasons 'Brilliant' Movie Schemes Would Fail (Quickly)

Every bad guy has an awesome, if slightly convoluted, plan to achieve their endgame. There's a couple problems though: A) We rarely ever get to see those plans come to fruition, and B) If they actually did, the results might not be what the villain was hoping for.

We asked you to show us some plans that the bad guys didn't exactly think all the way through. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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