If Movie Titles Were Honest

In a world where the content of the film matched audience expectations based on the title, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark is a blacksploitation sequel, American Graffiti is way more like Exit Through the Gift Shop, and Exit Through the Gift Shop is way more like a porn that got filmed when the Radison Inn double booked.
If Movie Titles Were Honest

Movie titles don't tell you much. If all you had to go on was the name, you might think Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark was a blacksploitation sequel, American Graffiti was Exit Through the Gift Shop, and Exit Through the Gift Shop was a porn they had to shoot when the Radison Inn double booked.

In July, we asked you to show us what some Hollywood blockbusters might have been called if they really told you what you were getting, and more recently asked for honest Oscar movie titles. The winners are below, but first the runners up...

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SEREW THE RULES MATTHEW POPULAR BRODERICK KID DOES WHAT HE WANTS One man's struggle to take control. IOHN HUGHES FILM PARAMOUNT PICTURES PRESENTS MIAS
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