If Movie Titles Were Honest

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Movie titles don't tell you much. If all you had to go on was the name, you might think Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark was a blacksploitation sequel, American Graffiti was Exit Through the Gift Shop, and Exit Through the Gift Shop was a porn they had to shoot when the Radison Inn double booked.

In July, we asked you to show us what some Hollywood blockbusters might have been called if they really told you what you were getting, and more recently asked for honest Oscar movie titles. The winners are below, but first the runners up...

Entry by maluba

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Entry by TFB

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Entry by jazbeck

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Entry by pfelon

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Entry by Greg Welsh

If Movie Titles Were Honest

Entry by Damien

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With products like the KFC Double Down and the new Carl's Jr. Foot-Long Burger, it's hard to imagine what ideas are considered too insane to make the cut in the world of fast food. Show us via the magic of image manipulation, post your entry in the forum, the best entry gets $50.

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