24 Celebrity Tweets That America Would Never Recover From

So much wishful thinking, so few characters.
24 Celebrity Tweets That America Would Never Recover From

For better or worse, celebrities have really taken to this whole social media thing. And while their star power allows for their ridiculous messages to reach all corners of the globe, they could still really step their game up.

And that's where you come in. We asked our readers to conjure up the tweets that would absolutely crash the Internet. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

CRACKEDCON ZackSnyder @ZackSnyder Sep 10 We've got our #Supergirl! @ isJStewart #JLA A i.imgur.com/nBu3c.jpg 18K 13K View more photos and videos
aRED TWEETS FCLLOWHG FOLLOWES FAVORITES LISTE 19.4K 243 922K 26 1 Tweets Tweets & replies Photos & videos OfficialQueenUk SOficialqueenUk OrficlalQuee
2Pac L- Follow @2Paclives! Sup Homies! #2Paclives Reply 17 Retweet Favorite More 11:00 Jan 15 Embed this Tweet CRAGRED
Bradley Cooper @Bradley Cooper Oct 25 Just going to leave this here... pic.twitter.com/Q14y4XtUeM 29932 93299 CRACKEDCON
Curiosity Rover Follow @MarsCuriosity Latest picture from your favorite robot. #selfie #lifeonmars RETWEETS FAVORITES 3.864 4 195 6:02 PM-5 Dec2015 CR
Guns N' Roses GNR @gunsnroses Slash We've got an opening for a new guitarist. Interested? 1017 907 RETWEETS FAVORITES 11:13 PM-26 Jan 2015-via Twitter
Pat Robertson @PatRobertsontv. 19s Well, friends, I'm not really sure how this is supposed to go So I guess I'll come right out and say it. think I mi
GRAGKEDO CON Tim Cook @tim cook How can I tell what OS my phone has? It just says Kitkat 1041 811 RETWEETS FAVORITES 2-06 PM - -26 Jan 2015 - via Tw
Emma Watson Following EmWatson Finally acheived my goal of becoming a housewife! I love my new bae @danradcliffe! Can't wait to have your babies! #Mef
CRACKEDCO KANYE WEST @kanyewest Dec 15 In hindsight, don't know for sure how George Bush felt about black people. 23K 31K
24 Celebrity Tweets That America Would Never Recover From
24 Celebrity Tweets That America Would Never Recover From
24 Celebrity Tweets That America Would Never Recover From
CRACKEDCON Dunkin' Donuts Canada DD @TimHortons Hey there Hosers! Now that the rebranding is done, come in and try some *real* coffee, eh? #RIPTimHort
Val Kilmer - Following @ValEKilmer #BirdmanForever RT @foxsearchlight It's official! Valekilmer will be starring as #Birdman in our new superhero spin
Stephen Hawking @stephenhawking The good news is that we don't have to worry about climate change anymore. The bad news is... 120,013.756 0 RETWEETS F
24 Celebrity Tweets That America Would Never Recover From
Steam Follow STEAM @steam_games Half Life 3 coming exclusivley to Steam this holiday season, completely free! Thanks for waiting! -Gabe. RETINEETS FAV
CRACKEDCON CON Oprah Winfrey Oprah I'm So happy to announce my marriage to long-time partner, @GayleKing! 15 7 319 RETWEETS FAVORITES 10:23 PM - 23 Ja
Joss Whedon Following @josswhedon @NathanFillior and l just signed our contracts season 2 starts shooting in May #fireflylives #wedidit Reply 13 Retwe
South Park SouthPark Jan 12 Series finale this Wednesday! #onlykennylives 44K 6K 000 CRACKEDCON
George Lucas Follow @GeorgeLucas66 Disney called me to do a script polish and reshoots on Ep. VII. #darthbinks Reply Retweet Favorite More 3:41 PM- Ja
CRACKEDCO Jesus Christ @JesusHChrist Testing. 4563 984 RETWEETS FAVORITES 10:40 Jan 2015 via Twitter : Embed this Tweet Reply Delete Favorite
CRACKEDO KATY PERRY @katyperry Jan 20 New girl is on in 10 minutes on the west coastl 549 2.9K 0 KATY PERRY @katyperry Jan 20 sry wrong account 862 2.

There are FIVE chances for you to win some cold, hard Internet dollars. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread. Or submit to all of them and increase your chances of becoming rich and famous. (Photoplasty winners gets 10,000 pennies, GIF winners get 15,000 and macro winners get 20,000!)

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