The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Movie Monsters
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#29 Kybard
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#28 MadPiper6
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#27 scoob
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#26 Bishopwhitet
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#25 anlight
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#24 anlight
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#23 Wibblewobble
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#22 Sanchez .
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#21 eNil
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#20 epoca
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#19 Screamer
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#18 epoca
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#17 chaoskitten
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#16 monocle
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#15 McBeefy
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#14 collective
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#13 eNil
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#12 fuzzymuffins
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#11 fuzzymuffins
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#10 Rick K
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#9 Kybard
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#8 Speedomon
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#7 Glenn Thompson
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#6 Screamer
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#5 lokimotive
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#4 anlight
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#3 joker
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#2 Miles Hlivko
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#1 joker
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17 is straight from The Goodies
Reply#17
ReplyI can haz destruction of a major city?
#17 I really want to see The Attack of the 50ft Kitten, especially the scene where the army ends the kitten's rampage by shooting at it with giant strings of yarn.
ReplyI didn't laugh at anything past 10.
ReplyWho the heck ranks these things?
the government
About 15, it would be quite horrifying to die from lamination, don't you think? Just to be smooshed between two sheets of thin plastic that are fused to the shape of your body...and then smother. Scary.
ReplyI see "This Guy" multiple times every football game here at UF.
Replyrun
Wow. I really love these, all of them are so funny. I think my fave is "Attack of the 50 year old Woman" or "This Guy". "Shmoo" is funny too, but I think it's because I find myself saying "shmoo" over and over (damn tourette's). #5 gets a special nod too.
ReplyI don't know if #1 truly deserves to win a contest for an ill-conceived movie monster. That is surely the most frightening thing I could ever fathom appearing on my TV screen.
Reply#9 looks a lot like the poster from the 1993 movie Man's Best Friend with Lance Henriksen.
ReplyI immediately thought the same thing. It's basically the same movie.
the winner deserved it completely
ReplyActually there is a movie called The Curse of Count Chocula.
ReplyWhat about "The Escaped Radioactive Psycho Killer Mutant Russian Nazi Islamofacist Undead Zombie Cannibal Troll that is a Demon Possessed Alien Clown Spider who controls Midget Puppet Vampire Killer Bee Robot Mummy Dolls from Space and attacks Young Naive Busty Sex-Crazed Teenage Coeds Clothed In Tight Thin White T-Shirts Who Are "Experimenting" at a Sorority Slumber Party in the Middle Of The Woods at night in the Rain!" HUH?! WHY DOES NO ONE FIND THAT HILARIOUS BESIDES ME?!?
ReplyI do.
Was there a poll somewhere that led you to believe that you are the only one who found that entry hilarious?
I, for one, would watch THE CRAP out of #25.
ReplyWhat about #1?
#2..pretty darn accurate.
ReplyI'd watch #5..
ReplyI could see #21 being a real suspense movie, and didn't South Park do an epidose about it and spoof Human Centipede?
ReplyI would totally watch Cujo 2099
ReplyWhere's number 30?
ReplySchmoo killed it.
Coultergeist is scary, and so is the giant kitten. Who could bring themselves to kill it in time?
ReplyI would watch the hell out of #3, and I'm pretty sure #1 is the truth.
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