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Look, we all know the Man is out to get you at every turn. With their laws and their guns and their ... other ... laws. Whatever. We're here to help because fuck the Man!

We asked our readers to clear up some confusion with all those pretty law books our government and its agents possess so that you'll always be prepared. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

PS: Dear, the Man -- we're sorry, we didn't mean it. Please don't shut us down. We love you and thank you for protecting and serving us..

Entry by NoTolerance

Entry 20
by NoTolerance

Entry 19
by Aaron Matthew Smith

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Entry by Phighter

Entry 2
by Phighter

And the winner is ...

Congrats, Darkwinde2. You win money.

Entry 1
by Darkwinde2

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