If Every Job Was Decided by Election: 17 Campaign Ads

How long would it take you to hire a PI to look into the skeletons in the closet of the guy who's up for the same promotion as you?
If Every Job Was Decided by Election: 17 Campaign Ads

Yeah we give politicians a lot of crap for their ridiculous ads, with their backhanded attempts to slander their opponent. But what if you had to run in an election to get that promotion you're up for? How long would it take you to call a Private Investigator to see if the rumors about your opponents illegitimate child weren't true?

We asked you to show us what a world would look like if everyone had to run for office, no matter what their role. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Think about all of the young characters from classic kids' movies or high school movies you've seen. Where would they wind up in ten years? Or twenty? Show us in the forum. The best entry gets $50.

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