2014 Summarized in 140 Characters or Less

If you've been living under a rock, in a cave, or just spent the entire year high off gas fumes then don't worry, we've got your back on all the news you missed out on.
2014 Summarized in 140 Characters or Less

If you've been living under a rock, in a cave, or just spent the entire year high off gas fumes then don't worry, we've got your back on all the news you missed out on.

With the help of our readers, here's the CliffsNotes of 2014 so you too can look knowledgable at your next swanky party.

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2014 Summarized in 140 Characters or Less
YORK This is a great eye-opener. Maybe society will finally stop objectifying women. PAPER NEW YORK WINTER 2014 $10 Or not. CRACKED.COM
2014 Summarized in 140 Characters or Less
VOMEN OF THE YORLD NITE This year is starting to look uncomfortably familiar. CRACKED CO
CRAGKEDCOM HEY 1964 - IN FIFTY YEARS YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW FAR WE'VE COME POVERTY FROM ohnson delivering his War on Poverty Speech FOREIGN WAR Athens.
Winter games, towns in flames, Malaysia loses two planes Ukraine on the verge of war, JJ takes on Star Wars We didn't start the fire... Billy Joel We
We made our voices heard. #BringBackOurGirls #Ferguson #HeForShe #ICantBreathe Except where it mattered. Worst Voter Turnout in 72 Years CRACKEDOON
CRACKED Middle East Conflict, W. African Disease. Nigeria Kidnappings, ABDUCTED!! 276 GIRLS Missouri- Riots, Hostile Police. Asian Airplanes ...ls Now
YEAR41 YEAR AFTER BREAKING BAD OH LOOK, TRUE DETECTIVE!
CRACKED CON Tracked comet 67P/Churyumov- Gerasimenko from 300 million miles, and nailed it; malausiaairines Lost forever Malaysia flight 370 from 35,0
Putin says he hates the gay, But he hosts men's figure skating SOCI 2014 Phone hacking i s wrong any day, But we're all still masturbating. CRACKED.CO
2014 Summarized in 140 Characters or Less
GRACKEDa CON Ice bucket challenge combats. riots caused by airborne Ebola that ISIS spread via bama's missing Malaysian plane. Also, social media suck
From Sony to J.Law, Home Depot to eBay, cyber thieves hacked. The most secure device in your home? A Keurig 2.0 t
CNN OCNN 2h CNN For a quick summary of the events of 2014, please watch the TV news montage from the beginning of any apocalyptic movie made after 199

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