2014 Summarized in 140 Characters or Less

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If you've been living under a rock, in a cave, or just spent the entire year high off gas fumes then don't worry, we've got your back on all the news you missed out on.

With the help of our readers, here's the CliffsNotes of 2014 so you too can look knowledgable at your next swanky party.

Entry by Mgloss

CRAGKEDCOM HEY 1964 - IN FIFTY YEARS YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW FAR WE'VE COME POVERTY FROM ohnson delivering his War on Poverty Speech FOREIGN WAR Athens.

Entry by Avisia

CRACKED Middle East Conflict, W. African Disease. Nigeria Kidnappings, ABDUCTED!! 276 GIRLS Missouri- Riots, Hostile Police. Asian Airplanes ...ls Now

Entry by Danzy

Putin says he hates the gay, But he hosts men's figure skating SOCI 2014 Phone hacking i s wrong any day, But we're all still masturbating. CRACKED.CO

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