If Pop Culture's Greatest Characters Wrote Tell-All Books

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By: CRACKED Readers May 12, 2010 815,167 Views

Every couple of months, a once famous former something or other writes a book that makes the deliberately vague promise to "tell all." Occasionally, one of them will accidentally touch on something interesting, but for the most part they exist for their authors to remind us that they still exist.

We asked you to show us what it would look like if some of our favorite fictional characters subjected themselves to such bullshit. The winners are below, but first the runners up.

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