Instructional Diagrams for People Who Suck at Everyday Life
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#18 The Machete
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#17 van Amstel
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#16 Bacter
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#15 BRWombat
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#14 Ninjacarr
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#13 Brynjar
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#12 darkjon64
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#11 Wibblewobble
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#10 jaydog888
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#9 loserxresol
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#8 maas
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#7 gelovett
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#6 Hasselhoff
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#5 Cyclone49
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#4 Brerlappin
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#3 BRWombat
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#2 magiceggcake
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#1 arturogiron
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MY COMPUTER HAS NO CAPS LOCK INDICATION OTHER THAN EVERY LETTER BEING IN CAPS.
ReplyMY CAPS LOCK INDICATOR ISN'T ON THE BUTTON THOUGH.
Reply18: Nooo! The last stall is off limits! Otherwise if someone else comes in you've forced him to pee next to someone!
Replybut if you don't choose the last one then the newcomer is still forced adjacency, however the could (and indeed should) choose the end.
7 is true
ReplyI nearly choked on my tea when I saw #4
Reply#14 .. i was wondering why my mouse was not responding...
Reply#6 is pretty jacked... i hate when people cant have a little patience for kids... parents dont deserve to be forced into hiding for 18 years...
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesParents only have to hide for 18 years if they're too lazy to teach their children where they can scream (playground) and where they have to shut the f**k up (airplane). Even babies can be taught to stick a thumb in it.
Goodness, I'd hoped it's only for more like one to two years. There's somethin' going on if a parent has to be ashamed to bring their 17 year old into public.
But hey, when it comes to having kids, it's like that old saying goes;
"don't do the crime if ya can't do the time."
Oops, and I forgot to mention, lots of people have a little patience with kids.
That little amount of patience runs out very, very quickly when you're sitting on, say, a plane, or any other place where you'll have to hear them for more than 10-15 minutes. And that little amount of patience gets smaller and smaller every time it happens with different kids until there's no more patience left.
Actually Valleyriegirl, infants cry on planes because they are in PAIN (ears are clogged up/ start to pop for no reason) and they cannot say "mommy my ear hurts make it stop." They cannot chew gum. . You can try to force them to eat, drink, or yawn but both the takeoff and the landing part of a flight lasts about 20 minutes and none of those things will hold an infant's attention for 20 minutes at a time.
So here's a thought: don't take babies on a plane.
To people who have no kids and don't want to hear babies cry on a plane, listen to music or purchase ear plugs.
To people who have infants, only if necessary should you bring a child on a plane. If it is deemed necessary, drug that little guy right the f**k up so he sleeps the entire time.
To people who have children over the age of reason (3 years or older), if your child is acting an ass, it is your duty to put him/her in their rightful place. I don't mind a screaming kid or misbehaving as long as the parent recognizes it and is taking the appropriate actions to rectify the situation. It is the parents who ignore the kid that are the culprits here. They are obviously retarded, so with that being said, then maybe #6 will be a blessing for that stupid parent, the child and the grateful people sitting around them.
f**k you.
#12 is only good if there's no u-turns at that street. i hate when people are turning right as im trying to make a u-turn.... turner has the right of way so wait!
ReplyToo bad number 1 doesn't work on my laptop. Those douchbags removed the lights for my number lock, cap, and symbols.
Reply#16 is every day of my life
Replynumber 18 is suggested not required, when a bar has only 2 urinals or the super long line I'm not gonna wait till the other guys are done
ReplyNumber 3 is really a thing in some Australian supermarkets. It's not Photoshopped, it's an actual photo.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesI think I like australia better than ever now
Where? I haven't seen any, but I want to.
ButtsMcGee and BumMcFluff...
Both applied to be from Australia...
@_@
In some places (like where I live) the red car in #12 is only following the law. It's illegal to turn on their advance.
ReplyIt's also illegal to turn if the car has a red right ARROW, which can be thought of as an implicit No Turn on Red sign. Many cops won't actually ticket you for it though, as it's apparently not that well-known.
"which can be thought of as an implicit No Turn on Red sign."
That's pretty explicit since that's what a red arrow *means*. I am saddened for my fellow humans that they need to also put up written signs explaining this in some places.
In number 13 no one is trying to steal his jar of preserves or his light salad dressing.
ReplyCome on, I'm typing this on a Macbook. Why does the world hate Macbooks?
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesNot Macbooks, just Mac fanboys
I don't hate the concept of Macbooks I just really hate the culture they support of super-entitled "non-conformists" who insist that Apple is god. I think that's the opinion it's expressing.
bacause it's the computer equivalent of your standard middle aged douche who was hip twenty-some years ago and can't accept that he's now the mainstream. Like you're an edgy and dangerous guns n roses fan or something.
You'd think non-conformists would build their own computer rather than buying an off the shelf machine from a global megacorporation.
Yeah seriously if you can't even figure out what the SHIFT key is for, you should just kill yourself.
ReplyI HOPE KANYE IS READING THIS!!!
(irony intended...hope that doesn't make me a d-bag)
BillFerry, you haven't helped your case by using the abbreviation.
#4 should also say poop goes in there, some people don't seem to know that either... It is disgusting.
Replyyou guys are too embarassed, americanizing little prixks. urinating is fine, be courtious, and yes, use the one next to me but only if there are only no others open, if there are then go f**k yourself. also, express lane, people who have even 16 items make me want to shoot them
Replyso in other words Americans are little prix for agreeing with you? You know if they did I'd see merit in that.
You clearly have a number of important issues that need dealing with, now piss off back to kindergarten and stop bothering us adults (and isn't it past your bedtime anyway?)
Was anyone else brought to this particular Photoplasty thanks to a link on Snopes?
ReplyI love the public restrooms where there are two urinals right next to each other, not even a dividing wall, ensuring that only one person can urinate at once.
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