Instructional Diagrams for People Who Suck at Everyday Life
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#18 The Machete
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#17 van Amstel
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#16 Bacter
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#15 BRWombat
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#14 Ninjacarr
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#13 Brynjar
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#12 darkjon64
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#11 Wibblewobble
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#10 jaydog888
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#9 loserxresol
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#8 maas
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#7 gelovett
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#6 Hasselhoff
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#5 Cyclone49
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#4 Brerlappin
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#3 BRWombat
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#2 magiceggcake
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#1 arturogiron
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#16 is every day of my life
Replynumber 18 is suggested not required, when a bar has only 2 urinals or the super long line I'm not gonna wait till the other guys are done
ReplyNumber 3 is really a thing in some Australian supermarkets. It's not Photoshopped, it's an actual photo.
ReplyIn some places (like where I live) the red car in #12 is only following the law. It's illegal to turn on their advance.
ReplyIn number 13 no one is trying to steal his jar of preserves or his light salad dressing.
ReplyCome on, I'm typing this on a Macbook. Why does the world hate Macbooks?
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesNot Macbooks, just Mac fanboys
I don't hate the concept of Macbooks I just really hate the culture they support of super-entitled "non-conformists" who insist that Apple is god. I think that's the opinion it's expressing.
bacause it's the computer equivalent of your standard middle aged douche who was hip twenty-some years ago and can't accept that he's now the mainstream. Like you're an edgy and dangerous guns n roses fan or something.
Yeah seriously if you can't even figure out what the SHIFT key is for, you should just kill yourself.
Reply#4 should also say poop goes in there, some people don't seem to know that either... It is disgusting.
Replyyou guys are too embarassed, americanizing little prixks. urinating is fine, be courtious, and yes, use the one next to me but only if there are only no others open, if there are then go f**k yourself. also, express lane, people who have even 16 items make me want to shoot them
Replyso in other words Americans are little prix for agreeing with you? You know if they did I'd see merit in that.
Was anyone else brought to this particular Photoplasty thanks to a link on Snopes?
ReplyI love the public restrooms where there are two urinals right next to each other, not even a dividing wall, ensuring that only one person can urinate at once.
Reply#16 is by far my fav!! DRIVES (;)) me nuts every day!
ReplySOMEONE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN NUMBER 1 TO ME I DON'T GET IT.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesMerry x-mas
HA!!
lol copycat.
None of you are going to like this, but this seems like as good of a place as any to say what I have to say...
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesThis is all Bull Shit!!
All I did to become part of this "society" was be born. As far as I'm concerned these "rules" do not in any way apply to me-and I don't think you should let them apply to you either. Just because older people were here first doesn't mean that they're the boss of me; they're not doing the most fantastic job anyway. It's not like planet Earth is such a wonderful place to be, we just don't have anywhere else to go.
I'm saying that being nice just because, being respectful and courteous just because, being in any way "socially acceptable" just because is just Bull Shit!! Give me a reason to be nice to you, earn my courtesy and respect. That whole act like a human being s**t just doesn't fly with me. Human beings are ANIMALS, animals are self centered and self involved. Acting like we're better then our animal instincts just because we're self aware is like trying to force evolution, and giving whatever God you happen to believe in the finger.
This is my world and the rest of you assholes just live here. I'm a gangster and I do what I want.
So, f**k you, f**k your society, and f**k your rules.
Oh Yeah, and f**k your mom too.
It's funny because the reason he acts like this is because everyone else acts like this.
Or maybe he's just stupid, hard to tell.
Watch out, we got a badass non-conformist over here! Mom sent you up to your room again?
Man, right? I mean, like, why did society decide you have to be sixteen to drive? You have places to go now! And high school is just SO DUMB and nobody understands your deep emotional feelings and GOD MOM I ALREADY EMPTIED THE DISHWASHER.
All of this antisocial anger and yet you still manage to bring yourself to post on the internet. Future generations could learn a lot from you.
Believable until the gangster comment. Obvious troll is obvious.
Hes clearly not familiar with the concept of social animals which is to say any animal that works in groups and would most likely die out if they didnt, like humans for example.
Stop crying.
Haha I love number 2!
ReplyI DONT GET NUMBER ONE.... CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME?
ReplyPeople on the inter oh wait I see what you did there.
I love my mac, I'm not a hipster or anything, I've been using macs for as long as I can remember, they're amazing. The UI is good, I've never had a crash, and they're well built.
ReplyYour attempt at humour disappoints.
Number 3 was photoshopped well, Snopes just posted an entry about it.
ReplySaw it. Cracked fans are being taken seriously!
My school actually gives us Macs, so does that mean I go to a hipster schools, and hipster friends? If that's the case, at least I don't wear skinny jeans...
ReplyDoes your school have a giant ironic beard? Could be time for some pranking hijinks...
Yeah mine did too.
I tried really hard to grow an ironic beard, but ... I'm a girl.
I did pop out one badass whisker though. YEEEEEEE
I have a mac...I don't get why Cracked has always been so anti-Apple. My family has been using apple products since the 90s and only now that it's become more popular have people started to hate it
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesNow that more people have tried Apple products, more people have started to hate them.
Exactly! my parents bought one on a whim once. We are not rich or hipsters. As I grew older, I wanted a sony or HP or a Toshiba but every single one of them crashed within 6 months. My current macbook is going on its fourth year. Macs are super reliable. That's why I use one. Not because I'm a hipster/wannabe.
Apple products are too mainstream now.
Shivz, do you emit microwaves or something? Because that's the only way I can think of for you to burn through a PC every 6 months.
I think macs are becoming more popular because it is easier to use and far less technical. Simultaneously, macs are becoming more hated because technical people hate not being able to fix their own stuff when it breaks, like you can with a PC. The iMacs in my college classrooms crashed just as often as the PCs in my college dorms. The Macs eventually had to be sent in for repairs though. The PCs usually fixed itself with a reboot or a format.
@Shivx, I've had a Dell for 6 years now and it still works, I also have a toshiba and have had it for 2 years without any issues whatsoever. I have no problems with Macs but PCs aren't that bad.