37 Video Games Summarized in 140 Characters or Less

We aren't saying video games have had an adverse effect on our attention spans, but sometimes we don't have the time to explain our favorite games to other people.
37 Video Games Summarized in 140 Characters or Less

We aren't saying video games have had an adverse effect on our attention spans, but sometimes we don't have the time to explain our favorite games to other people.

Thankfully our readers have stepped up and done the hard work for us. Herein are some our favorite games ever, explained in 140 characters or less.

Spend hours of gameplay tediously mining planets So teammates don't die in ending cut scenes. MASS2 EFFECT
GRAGKED con SIMS3 The Create Life. Get Bored. Kill Everyone. Repeat.
UP BTUP DOWN DOWN 335 SESSTSS LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT E B A WIN GRACKED.COM
CRACKED.COM EVE NLINE Explore an entire universe and participate in various fulfilling activities such as swapping through spreadsheets and trolling n
CRACKED.COM 50 cents. Die. Repeat.
PAEERBOYZ CRACKEDcO COM S{Cui BREHKHTAE TIUS ,900 1 114 KEEP OUT! DELIUERING NEWSPAPERS ON A STREET WHERE NO ONE FEARS PERSONAL INJURY LAWSUITS.
140 wl17 EAT. DONT CIE. DIE. E WuIlllllilt wfl F. CRACKED
Get shot in the head Shggt Canvicts in the head Shagt slavers in the head Shaet everyane in the head Gg to a quarry Get your head eaten
Go to floating city. Ooh pretty. Game length escort mission. Commit elaborate time and universe hopping suicide.
Journey through an Apple store from Hell full of mind-bending puzzles in a first- person shooter without really shooting anything. CRACKED COM
CRACKED cO AINARDS WINNEROF PALME PALME. MAJOR estadine 1995 MILIA D'OR MYST WANDER AROUND AND TOUCH THINGS. CD-ROM GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. Broderbund
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D3SC 1 06890 PRESS START i Plant, plant, plant, detonate, m plant, run, plant, plant, get powerup. Oh God, crap, Crap, crap, crap, nooo!
Whip, run, die and jump. No SaVES or password plus 00 continuies meant not turning off NES for days to get this far. SCORE- 129420 TIME 0512 TAGE 18 P
Run, shoot, drive, solve puzzles, get Gravity Gun HOLY SHIT THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING Giddily throw everything at everything else forever HEALTH
Wii 000 0:18 Sports All the fun of exercise. None of the having to stand up. EVERYONE E CRACKEDOON Nintendo
MACHINE-GUN PEOPLE FOR 6 HOURS... ...REALIZE YOU'RE THE BAD GUY CRACKED.COM
37 Video Games Summarized in 140 Characters or Less
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37 Video Games Summarized in 140 Characters or Less
PRESS BUTTONS. RAGE QUIT. CRACKED COM
VFalllt N EW VEGAS COLLECT AND SELL SHIT. LE RUN MISSIONS TO PASS TIME so VENDORS SPAWN MORE MONEY TO BUY MORE OF YOUR SHIT. CRACKED.COM
37 Video Games Summarized in 140 Characters or Less
37 Video Games Summarized in 140 Characters or Less
1. Spawn naked 2. Kill wolf 3. Collect raw chicken meat 4. Get bashed in face by naked man with rock and die 5. Repeat HTH roon de PRS
CRACKED.COM home Rummage through other people's stuff. Reminisce about the 9os. Have severe teen angst flashbacks.
EHULFFILET LEVEL 2 WJARRIOR SCORE HEALTH O 663 UALKYRIE SCORE HEALTH O 657 WIZARD SCORE HEALTH 90 660 ELF SCORE HEALTH 2590 3060 1985 ATARI GAMES COOP
CRACKED COM BEJEWELED SCORE 60 LEVEL 1 PRESS Y FOR HINT Line up 3 in a row. Random shit happens, big bonus points. Game says 'excellent' like you plan
A little man crashes onto a planet He enslaves a race of vegetables and makes them collect garbage 25 X5 35 0 CRACKEDCOMI
You are Guybrush Threepwood a mighty pirate! You'll tickle a parrot You'll poison some dogs You'll fight like a cow CRACKED COM
37 Video Games Summarized in 140 Characters or Less
CRACKEDOON THe ADVENTURE Of A PLUmNER AND HIS MEDIOCne BROTHER TO FIGHT A GIANT TURTLe AND SAVE THE PRINCESS TUNTLe's WHO IS ALLEGEDLY THE WIF.
CRACKED Shape-shifting witch with an insatiable taste for lollipops utilizes her hair to murder angels and ironically, avoid an eternity in Hell.
CIVILATION SID MEIER'S BRAVE ME W WORLD RACE FOR THE NUKES LOADING
SCORE WORLD RECORD HI 050000 0956c93 1p 008290 2p QUALIFY 1450c00 CPU 04:99 CPU CPU 0772cn CPU 1066cn/sec 10 40 AAAAAAAAAAAAA
POWER PAD FrTenda SIDE B mOrM DoT IL IIUHHH IHIN VISRUINC 1 1. Run in place on Power Pad 2. Get down and Hit Power Pad with hands 3. Short out Power P
SCORE 0650100 STAGE- 3-2 IMER 1 NINTA -00000000 P-01 L J ENEMY Be a badass nin ja: Cut down swaths of dangerous thugs. Then a bird urders you. CRAGKED

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