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15 Jokes That Are Like a Get-Out-of-Depression-Free Card
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- By Jesse
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Matt Damon Signs More Autographs for ‘Team America’ Than for the Movies He’s Actually In
Matt Damon can do more than just say his own name — he writes it, too
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- By Keegan Kelly
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6 Great Vacation Destinations for Supervillains
Sir, the maniacal laughter is coming off as disrespectful
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Real-Life ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ Situations
By far the grimmest way to wear a pair of sunglasses
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- By Eli Yudin
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35 Surprising Facts About Actors and Musicians That’ll Make You Quadruple-Take
What? Wait — What?? Wait — What?!?! Wait — WHAT?!?! Like that
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- By Jesse
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25 Nonsensical Rules People Had to Follow
‘I used to work in an office where you had to ask to use the restroom’
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- By Ian Garner
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33 Random Bits of Trivia We Inherited From a Wealthy Distant Relative We Didn’t Know We Had
Facts you didn’t even know you needed
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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32 Trivia Tidbits About the Paranormal, the Supernatural and the Unexplained
Real? Fake? Too strange to explain? We need your help!
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Rob McElhenney Can Sniff Out a Philadelphian in One Question
The ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ co-creator can spot a fellow Philly native just by the cheesesteak stains on their Mike Schmidt jersey
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- By Keegan Kelly
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, April 18, 2024
Remember those Gushers commercials with the big fruit heads? That’s what these tidbits will do to you
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The Insanely Intense Actor Who Colin Jost Says Is Great at Hosting ‘SNL’
Jost is comparing Will Ferrell to WHO?
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- By Matt Solomon
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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20 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, April 18, 2024
What a relief
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- By Ian Garner
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’30 Rock’ Actor And Anti-Bullying Activist Canceled By Homophobic School Board
Author, actor and activist Maulik Pancholy was disinvited from a speaking engagement at a Pennsylvania school over his ’lifestyle’
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Andrew Dice Clay Told Everyone That Trump Stole His Act
Hickory dickory dock, Donald Trump stole my… stand-up act
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32 Random Bits of Trivia We Found Squirreled Away in the Back of a Goodwill
We know where they keep the good stuff
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Mayim Bialik Says That Toxic TV Workplaces in the 1990s Weren’t Unique to Nickelodeon
Bialik spoke to fellow former child stars Jenna von Oÿ and Christy Carlson about how unfortunately unsurprised they were by ‘Quiet on Set’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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Five Things You Didn’t Know You Could Get From the Government for Free
Well, kinda free — your tax dollars are paying for them, after all
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- By Amanda Mannen
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20 of the Funniest Ways Underage Kids Tried to Buy Booze
‘Can I see your I.D.?’ ‘Nope’
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- By Ian Garner
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5 Times Falling Space Junk Effed People Up
It’s a bird... It’s a plane... It’s a screw from the International Space Station taking out your garage
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- By Amanda Mannen
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21 Times Lawyers Won Cases Using Seriously Obscure Laws
If you already think the justice system is a sham, this won’t help
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- By Amanda Mannen
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4 Times ‘Saturday Night Live’ Showed Zero Courage
Remembering the times ‘SNL’ backed far away from the cutting edge
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Extinct Animals That Deserved It
Look, we’re not ALL gonna make it, and they should have tried harder
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- By Eli Yudin
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