31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form

Any great career can be reduced to a poem if given enough effort.
31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form

Who doesn't love a good haiku? Moreover, who doesn't love a good haiku when it's talking about some of our most beloved pop culture icons?

Our readers stretched their poetic fingers, found their muses, and put together some just beautiful poetry for you to read. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Seven Dirty Words Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfuicker Tits
31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form
OSCAR nominee. THEN CAME MOTORCYCLE CRASH. now CARICATURE. 6840 CRACKED.COM
UNDERAGE DOCTOR NOW PLAYS WOMANIZING JERKS REALITY? GAY. CRACKEDCON
Hunky E.R. doc Mullet on The Facts of Life Bat-nips? Big mistake. CRACKED.COM
31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form
31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form
31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form
The arc of Nic Cage: No rise, no fall. A spiral. (Time travel involved?)
SEVEN SYLLABLES LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! ONE HUNDRED G'S PER CRACKEDCON
CRACKEDOON eRaotoirt HUST HUST HUSTLER FTPYTA ECVE Unlikely hero First Amendment is his friend Perverts have rights too
Kotter. Fever. Grease. Was gone for a while -then back. Thanks Tarantino! CRACKED.COM
31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form
31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form
Shaped the fantasy, Of Westeros and ESSOS. Smasher of beetles. CRACKED.COM
31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form
CRACKED CON Capable..actor? DROPS random, punctuation! Weird? Keeps you...watching!
honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk
THE HORROR ICON. TYPECASTING DROVE HIM BATTY. HIs LIFE KINPA SUCKED. GRACKEDCOM
CRACKEDCO COM CiteECON Co ab Show me the money! Won him critical acclaim Snow Dogs ended it.
lie AEROSMIIH said - THE dude looks IKE a lady. Gl, beER wok! you CRACKEDCON
CRACKEDCON MAN HAS GIANT DONG GIANT DONG CAN'T FIX UGLY STILL HAS GIANT DONG
CRACKED Shot for her beliefs COM Yowngesr Nobel Proge wvcuner Suck it, Valiban
What Fred did, she did... ...but backwards and in high heels. Now that, lads, is class.
CRACKED COM With his comedy He lit the world on fire Did the same to self
CRACKED.CON MANY BROKEN BONES IT'S OKAY. I'M JACKIE CHAN PUNCH BACK INTO PLACE
CRACKEDcO COM Dirt poor Dutch painter, Unknown all his life, poor guy; Famous for lost ear.
A generation's finest actor ruined by one weird sound hooah CRACKED CON COM
CRACKEDCON BASS PLAY BARELY COULO CRAZY HIS STABBED ASS GIRLFRIEND POSTERIZED PUNK GOD
CRACKED.COM Liked to paint at first Had problems with the neighbors Curious mustache
FUCK YOU, TRAINEE CHEF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? AW, FUCKING FUCK OFF! CRACKEDOONF

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