31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form

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Who doesn't love a good haiku? Moreover, who doesn't love a good haiku when it's talking about some of our most beloved pop culture icons?

Our readers stretched their poetic fingers, found their muses, and put together some just beautiful poetry for you to read. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Franchessa

31 Famous Careers, Summarized in Haiku Form

Entry by luvthecubs

THE HORROR ICON. TYPECASTING DROVE HIM BATTY. HIs LIFE KINPA SUCKED. GRACKEDCOM

Entry by swee2th

CRACKEDCON MAN HAS GIANT DONG GIANT DONG CAN'T FIX UGLY STILL HAS GIANT DONG

Entry by Dethwolf

CRACKED COM With his comedy He lit the world on fire Did the same to self

Entry by EvilFozzie

A generation's finest actor ruined by one weird sound hooah CRACKED CON COM

Entry by Mgloss

FUCK YOU, TRAINEE CHEF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? AW, FUCKING FUCK OFF! CRACKEDOONF

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