33 Famous Movie Plots Explained in 140 Characters (or Less)

In today's busy world, we don't have time to read the entire synopsis on a film's Wikipedia page. We need that information before we're finished with our pumpkin spice lattes.
33 Famous Movie Plots Explained in 140 Characters (or Less)

In today's busy world, we don't have time to read the entire synopsis on a film's Wikipedia page. We need that information before we're finished with our pumpkin spice lattes.

Thankfully, our readers came through in the clutch and provided entire film plots in 140 characters or less. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

BAD PARENTING BEGETS THE NEXT ICE AGE FROZEN
MAN'S CHRONIC INSOMNIA GETS OUT OF HAND CRACKED COM
LINCR ALL VALLEY KARATE CHAMPIONSHIP SEMI-FINALS WOAL FINALS VOLAL LANRE NCE ALL VALLEY LAWOENC CHAMPIOK NNOZA AWENCE HAL BRONN EFEREE Bullied kid sol
A PTSD-RIDDEN CANADIAN VISITS TOKYO, THEN PUNCHES EVERYONE WITH HIS CLAWS WHEN HE REALIZES THAT THE JAPANSE CANNOT BE TRUSTED. THE WOLVERINE 'N3D COMI
Teenage Girl Resorts to Extreme Body Modification to Get a Guy to Like Her (and Get Back at Daddy) CRACKED COM
CRACKEDC COM ALIENS DESTROY CITY BECAUSE OF LAND DISPUTE
CRACKED.COM The police get the right guy, but then he makes up a bunch of stuff in tneir dirty office, and they let him go.
FATHER GETS KILLED BY BLACK GUY. BECOMES RACIST. REALIZES RACISM IS WRONG. BROTHER GETS KILLED BY BLACK GUY. CRACKED.COM
33 Famous Movie Plots Explained in 140 Characters (or Less)
CRACKED.COM MILITANTS KIDNAP SCHWARZENEGGER'S DAUGHTER, SO HE MURDERS FUCKING EVERYONE
CAR CHASE. CRACKEDCON 96 MINUTES OF OTHER STUFF. BULLITT
Trade negotiations run into unexpected difficulty. STAR WARS EPISODE I THE PHANTOM MENACE. YA I081 HL ANTON HINACE NENSON Micutco LI PCATHAN LLY A144
33 Famous Movie Plots Explained in 140 Characters (or Less)
CRACKED COM COM Y GODZILLA MUTATED MONSTER A CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER THIS IS A HAIKU SUMMER 2014
STAR DATE: 1986. HOW ON EARTH CAN THEY SAVE THE FUTURE? Future space men abduct innocent marine mammals so aliens stop yelling at Earth. STARTBEK N TH
A LENS THIS TIME IT'S WBR A RAGTAG TEAM TRIES TO PREVENT THE PROL FERAT ON OF AN ALIEN SPECIES AND LEARNS A VALUABLE LESSON. CRACKED
CRACKED.COM Dwy HAMLET meets CATS SPECIAL EDITION 00D
33 Famous Movie Plots Explained in 140 Characters (or Less)
TITANIG GREAT-GRANDMA TELLS A GROUP OF STRANGERS ABOUT THE TIME SHE SCREWED A BUM.
CRACKED.COM 'LE HE SHINING MAN GEPS A BAD CASE of CABIN FEVER BUT HE FINALLY CHILLS.
33 Famous Movie Plots Explained in 140 Characters (or Less)
CRACKED GO Bruce Willis haunts terrified kid. Then he goes away.
Brave Mother and Father Rescue Their Kidnapped Children From Serial a Killer Who Wears Her Victims' Skins
33 Famous Movie Plots Explained in 140 Characters (or Less)
CRACKED.COM JOAQUIN PHOENIX AMY ADAMS ROONEY MARA OLIVIA WILDE SCARLETT JOHANSSON Man with pornstache and nice apartment falls in love with computer,
PEOPLE FROM THE FUTURE REPEATEDLY SEND BRUCE WILLIS BACK IN TIME TO SAVE THE WORLD. HE FAILS. 12 MONKEYS
CRACKED COM JOHNNY DEPP IN hinatown WItH ANIMALS and lin Pastoob?
CRACKED.COM ROBOCOF AN ATTEMPT TO MITIGATE A UNION WORKER'S ON-THE-JOB DEATH REVEALS THE UNEXPECTED DRAWBACKS OF REPLACING HUMAN LABOR WITH AUTOMATED
CRACKED:CONI JOHN HUGHES HOME ALONe A FAMILY COMEDY WITHOUT THE FAMILY. Macaulay Culkin gets forgotten at home, screams for an hour, and then tortures
HILARIOUS DRILL SERGEANT TROLLS A DIP-SHIT ...THEN IT TURNS OUT THAT WAR IS UNPLEASANT BORN KiLL TO Stanley Kubrick's FULL METAL JACKET CRACKEDOON
weshes NOUNTL LA AE BALE CAINE NEESON HOLMES OLDMAN FREEMAN. A GROWLY-VOICED BILLIONAIRE TRIES TO SOLVE HIS EMOTIONAL ISSUES; FAILS AWESOMELY CUAR BTO
CRACKED.COM JURASSIC PARK Beta Testing Reveals Park Is Too Buggy To Launch INESILPCIPE EGIRLIM CHAD MANEKNGHT
KEANU LAURENCE REEVES FISHBURNE MATRIX BATFERIES GO BAD. CRACKED COM COM

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