The 25 Most Horribly Ill-Conceived Breakfast Cereal Ideas

There was a time in America when your favorite cartoons, toys, movies, abstract philosophies, all could be represented in the medium of dried, shaped marshmallows. Here are 25 terrible ideas for cereals we can't believe they haven't made. Yet.
The 25 Most Horribly Ill-Conceived Breakfast Cereal Ideas

There was a time in America when the breakfast cereal industry could turn any damned thing into a cereal. Your favorite cartoon, toys, movies, abstract philosophies, all could be represented in the medium of dried, shaped marshmallows.

We asked you to photoshop us the worst possible breakfast cereal ideas, and dangled a $50 bill. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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& Gilmore PLECES Mills OF SHIT The BREAKFAST DF CHAMPIONS Shooter McGavin What do you eat for breakfast? CRACKED.cOM NET WT 12 OZ (340g)
Post Classicy Healthy SHREDDED THE ORIGINAL MEAT CEREAL ENLARGED TO SHOW TEXTURE. 4NOT RECOMMENDED FOK CONSTAPTION WITH ANRERRIES. risk of the DISEASE
The 25 Most Horribly Ill-Conceived Breakfast Cereal Ideas
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Linda Lovelace's Fellatios Toasted Whole Grain Oat Cereal A load of Protien in every mouthful CRACKEDoOm
NOW WITH 20% MORE GRRRRUNT! Kellogg's Certified Genuine High in High in Orgasmic (not fake!) Added Vitamin Protein! G Mini THE ELUSIVE Nutrition at Gl
Wendy's S RAMTRGERS BACONATOR CRUNCH EVERY BOX CONTAINS 3 SCOOPS OF BACONATOR. CUARANTEED! CRACKED.cOM
Kellugg's forbtd woth 10 ESSENTIAL VITAMINS AM MNERALS PRICKS SUGAR READY-SWEETENED PUFFS OF CoCK Semen! FREE NO STON INSIDE! HINCU KIRS PORN IN EVERY
BOSNIA FLAKES TIRELESSLY HANDCRAFTED CORN CEREAL ALSO TRY HONEYNUT HERZEGOVINA! FOR THE GEOGRAPHY LOVER in ALL OF US! CRACKED .oM
The 25 Most Horribly Ill-Conceived Breakfast Cereal Ideas
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MANOFLAKES rdER FLAKES CRUNCH MANOFLAKES KILLI WIMPS A AND PRYTO KOUSV PDSER S FREE M LBAVE BO OIL THE IN EVERY BOWL BOX! HRACKEDU
Kellogg's An Essential Source of OH Os! CH OH OH O Stort your doy by Gerfing the Led Out! The Official Breakfast cereal of LEDZIRPELN Net Wt. 18 O7. W
J General Mls JA1Fel DA YOUR START CALIENTE! MU OFF REAL JALAPENO TASTEI ORACKED000 NET NET WT. 10 OZ.(283g.)
Colt TIME! EVERY WORKS 45 MALT BREAKFAST CEREAL BREAKFAST JUST GOT SMOOOTH! BILLY DEE WILLIAMS CRACKEDOOM
The 25 Most Horribly Ill-Conceived Breakfast Cereal Ideas
Kellogg RACIST KRISPIES OVEN-TOASTED RICE CEREAL FREE INSIDE ASCAR NELWI9 S7 CRACKED.COM
General Mills WITH FORTIFIED COCAINE CocaPuffs 100% COLUMBIAN CHOCOLATE FLAVOR COKE PUFFS YAHOOoO! YOU GET UP AND YOU DO SHIT AND YOU GET SHIT DONE !!
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Post fortihed 171h 8 essentlol ultamins PUFFY COMBS crisp, sweetened. com cereal ONE SUPER liteUP STICKER INSIDE EC 1 cF O0 1 TAID Don't me LD IMADADO
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